Peter... Peter...

A stressed man was in his office thinking deeply. Suddenly a man runs in shouting 'Peter . . . Peter . . . your daughter Tonia just had an accident and died'. Shocked and confused, he jumps out of his window! As soon as he does that, he remembered his Office is on the 7th Floor. As he was descending lower, he remembered he doesn't have a daughter called Tonia, Still descending, he remembered he is not even married... Just 2 (two) floors before he hits the ground, he remembers his name is not even Peter! ((STOP THINKING TOO MUCH))  . . . . Have a Stress Free Week. Hahaha...

Nota Jase :

I got this jokes from my Nigerian friend ; Bro Yusuf via BBM. Thank You for remembering me, Thank You for the technology !!!

Humor Is International

They say if you tell a joke to an  Italian, he will laugh once. He will laugh because everyone is laughing.

But if you tell a joke to an Englishman, he will laugh twice. Once, because everyone is laughing and again in the middle of the night when he gets it.

Lunacy of a Language

There is no egg in eggplant
No ham in hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in pineapple
English muffins were not invented in England
French fries were not invented in France
Quicksand takes youdown slowly
Boxing rings are square
A guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat!
And why it is that when I windup my watch It starts...
But when I wind up this poem, it ends.

Who Says Old Folks Aren't Worth Anything

Take heart ! Old people are more valuable than any of the younger generations :

1. They have SILVER in their hair;
2. They have GOLD in their teeth;
3. They have STONES in their kidneys;
4. They have LEAD in their feet;
5. They are loaded with NATURAL GAS.